Sunday, January 29, 2006

"Democratic" Party Theme for 2006:

"Everybody stay in their place!

When we die, you can have it all."


At January 29, 2006 9:14 AM, Blogger Mike Hu said...

Next thing they'll be doing, is passing a resolution in support of Saddam.

At January 29, 2006 9:15 AM, Blogger Mike Hu said...

Oh, already been there, done that. What can they think of next?

At January 29, 2006 9:17 AM, Blogger Mike Hu said...

Who will rise from the ashes of the Hawaii Democratic Party?

For the next generation.

At January 29, 2006 9:25 AM, Blogger Mike Hu said...

Who will distinguish themselves in the U.S. congressional primary race?

All those people can't be running on the same "Blame Bush, Smear Lingle, Hate Yourself, Trust Us Only" platform.

Somebody has to distinguish themselves from the pack or the debate will go like this:

Candidate 1: "It's Bush's fault."

Candidate 2: "I agree."

Candidate 3: "Me too."

Candidate 4: "I thought of it first."

Candidate 5: "No, you didn't."

At January 29, 2006 9:37 AM, Blogger Mike Hu said...

Candidates have to be clear that we've entered a new era -- and are no longer looking for "best blamers" to explain why things are going badly again -- and so, surprise!, they need more money.

At January 29, 2006 10:41 AM, Blogger Mike Hu said...

Very, very, very uninspiring.

At January 29, 2006 10:51 AM, Blogger Mike Hu said...

Maybe they don't realize that the stakes are high.

The winner could overtake Abercrombie for the next senatorial vacancy.


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